- A doctor is always available for home visit. I just have to call him/her and say: "Doctor, aap jaldi aa jayiye." Tadaa! The doctor will come with a bag in tag.
- I have to do pooja everyday in the morning. Ya, even if my kids are getting late to school.
- No matter how early I get or how late I sleep, I am well dressed: properly pinned saree or salwar suit.
- Even if I have a small baby who does not sleep at night, I WILL NOT have dark circles and I am always smiling.
- I have to call my MIL Mummy ji or Maa ji.
- I will do every chore in the house but not read a book or watch television.
- All festivals will be duly and primly celebrated with shraddha.
- I will keep all the fasts for my husband, child, neighbour, parents, inlaws....anyone else?
- I can never think in my head...I have to think ALOUD.
- I miss seeing the obvious. How else will my life have suspense??
- I will feel shy when my husband touches my hand after three years of marriage.
- I just have to throw up once, and I GOT TO BE pregnant.
- Wind will blow and the curtains will move when I am in a thoughtful mood.
- My house is spic and span NO MATTER WHAT.
- My house will be palatial whether I have money or not.
- I will have a maid who is always smiling and reliable.
- There will be background music whenever I speak.
- The skin care rule of removing make up before sleeping will not apply to me.
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